The Republic of Card Girl 33 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The humorless, devout population of 1.66 billion Card Girl 33ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The powerhouse Card Girl 33ian economy, worth 168 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,780 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Card Girl 33ian citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Girl 33's national animal is the Eagle.

Card Girl 33 is ranked 294,975^th in the world and 2,109^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.